During clinical trials held in 1957
healthy thirty year old men
were forcibly removed from their mothers,
encouraged to live with attractive young women.
Nineteen percent exhibited permanent erections,
an extraordinary amount of blood
pooling in their loins. Thirty six percent
became fanatical house cleaners.
Forty five percent died of a broken heart.
The complete results of these trials
can be viewed at the Detroit Free Library.
Refrigerator doors, perennial advisors
shall be effectively removed not randomly abbut.
Cottage cheese should never to be consumed
within a sensible distance of said
symbolic, black imitation leather couch.
© 2019 Colin James