Executive Order-Christian Garduno

Beginning January 1, 2020, Executive Order #774 States that:

It shall be that all female ‘rights’ to have their “tubes tied” (or other reproductive manipulations) are hereby suspended permanently. For every month a female does not become pregnant [exempt only already pregnant women], she shall surrender a monthly tax of $1,400.

For every calendar year a woman does not produce a child, she shall face an unbirther fee of $5,500\yearly.

ALL fees are due 12-hours after each infraction, or penalty of 99-years of immediate irreversible incarceration in state prison.

There shall be the eradication of any and ALL ‘sanitary’ female products.

“Periods” will be openly visible and subject to instant verification by Trump Affiliate Officials (TAO’s). All and any treason against this Executive Order will be served an immediate, irreversible sentence of 99-years in state prison.

EVERY female shall monthly [by 7th day] provide to the Auxiliary Commons Committee (ACC) by post or electronic mail, their monthly ovulation calendar (MOC) with highlights of their most probable impregnancy dates [MPID @ 28 days min.], along with “heavy bleeding days” [HBD @ max. 2*]. There shall be NO exceptions at all.

ALL females must report the 1st of every month for blood tests at local ACC 7:30 AM. ALL females must pay for said tests with state-deducted fee’s set at the present time of $2,750 per month/per female.

Every household with at least three (3) women must have at least two (2) females caring for children.

The middle female(s), all females between youngest and eldest (TMFs), must report to the Auxiliary Adoption Farm (AAF) on the 5th of every month 6:45 AM. Any and all infractions shall incur an irreversible 99-year state prison term.

All females testing blood-positive for any kind of narcotic strain shall be immediately relocated to the Commune Work Force (CWF) for an irreversible sentence of 99 years.

Any and all charges of consensual rape will not be heard by American courts. All complainants AND counsels shall be administered a mandatory, immediate and an irreversible 99-year state prison sentence.

Any female attempting to vote, act, or attempt to communicate about “political matters” in ANY form, shall serve an immediate and irreversible sentence of 99 years in Federal Seclusionary Confinement (FSC).

Any communication between females regarding any subject other than that of child-rearing, shall hereby be strictly & routinely monitored and censored. Any and all dissenters will be handed a 99-year irrevocable state prison term.

It is forbidden for any and all American ‘places of business’ to employ, pay, or otherwise use, in any sense or form, the services of, the female race.

Every member of the female species, must, by aged seven, sign the Automatic Subject Act (ASA). ALL records must be displayed in a Regional Public House of Records (RPHR), which shall be available to TAO’s at ALL times.


© 2019 Christian Garduno

Christian Garduno was raised in the Los Angeles area and studied History at the University of California, Berkeley. He resides and writes along the Corpus Christi, Texas coast with his beautiful wife Nahemie and his young son, Dylan.

4 Comments Add yours

  1. Kindra M. Austin says:

    Thank you for writing this, Christian. This country needs to get its shit together, because these politicians are going to kill women.


  2. bobcabkings says:

    The perfect woman in some minds – all womb, no brain, so well described here.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. bobcabkings says:

    Reblogged this on cabbagesandkings524 and commented:
    At Heretics, Lovers, and Madmen, Christian Garduno offers up a version of what some politicians and preachers seem to have in mind.

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  4. Reblogged this on Brave & Reckless and commented:

    Christian Garduno is the Featured Writer today on Heretics, Lovers, and Madmen

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